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a-phonologist-and-fangirl: azure-del-cielo: trustisforfools: m...

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:29:01 -0400

azure-del-cielo:

trustisforfools:

mrspiritual:

musicalpandas:

gainingconfidencexo:

havocados:

emorenita:

why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”

Fatality

Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest?

I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.

Step 2: Duck!

Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.

Step 4: Knee him in the balls.

Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.

Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.

Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.

Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.

reblogging again for that^

Knees and elbows.

Just wanted to add that getting out of his reach at the beginning is great, but if you can’t and he already has a hold on you, he will be expecting you to pull away. Instead, lunge towards him; it will surprise him and throw him off-balance.

(Information from a self-defense class I took in high school.)

dotcore: The Legend of Adventure.by Marcus Vinicius Ribeiro.

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 01:20:30 -0400

dotcore:

The Legend of Adventure.
by Marcus Vinicius Ribeiro.

Second Draft

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 00:56:00 -0400

Second Draft

The crossover humanity needs

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 00:44:50 -0400

The crossover humanity needs

Last Word On the night you crossed your T’s, and had that cunning look in your eyes, you ripped...

Fri, 15 Mar 2013 21:21:24 -0400

Last Word

On the night you crossed your T’s,

and had that cunning look

in your eyes,

you ripped from my jeans

the belt my last girlfriend

had given to me.

Everything felt

like the end

of some long chapter,

and now I can finally

breathe.

Photo

Tue, 12 Mar 2013 13:55:34 -0400

For the Sore Perfectionist Ask yourself what is more heartbreaking— the fact that you can do...

Sun, 03 Mar 2013 14:47:00 -0500

For the Sore Perfectionist

Ask yourself what is more heartbreaking—

the fact that you can do trigonometry

but cannot bake a chocolate cake,

or that you, ignoring humanity’s face,

are still getting mad at yourself

for absolutely static things.

embraceweirdness: bennieschickenandwaffles: This is fucking...

Sun, 03 Mar 2013 14:38:08 -0500

embraceweirdness:

bennieschickenandwaffles:

This is fucking amazing :o

:D

YES!

thischeesebereal: dokuromitsukai: connuh: I HAVENT LAUGHED SO...

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 00:07:09 -0500

thischeesebereal:

dokuromitsukai:

connuh:

I HAVENT LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE

I WISH YOU COULD HA VEH EARD HOW HARD I WAS FUCKING HOWLING OH YK GOD im cyring

I die every time.

marenkae: vanillish: i’m sending that outfit to the shadow...

Sun, 17 Feb 2013 23:12:31 -0500

marenkae:

vanillish:

i’m sending that outfit to the shadow realm

oh my goddddd look what just showed up on my dash

I wonder how many reposts there are of this photo floating around out there

O_O

thats-the-curse-of-the-ducklords: the-absolute-funniest-posts: ...

Fri, 15 Feb 2013 11:48:29 -0500

thats-the-curse-of-the-ducklords:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

oldblueeyes:

CS Lewis: To love at all (x)

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

Oh my god. Too adorable.

So true :)

Please help me prove a point. Reblog this if you love Christopher Eccleston's Doctor.

Wed, 06 Feb 2013 11:17:31 -0500

onioncologist:

lizzonator: Avatar Valentines/Pick-up lines

Mon, 04 Feb 2013 01:49:06 -0500

lizzonator:

Avatar Valentines/Pick-up lines

idrawnintendo: Pikmin. Because I absolutely cannot wait for...

Fri, 01 Feb 2013 14:13:43 -0500

idrawnintendo:

Pikmin. Because I absolutely cannot wait for Pikmin 3.

This is the first comic I’ve drawn in Manga Studio 5. It’s also drawn with a brand new set of fabulous brushes by the talented Frenden, which you can pick up here. They’re only $5 and are better than any brush presets I’ve ever designed on my own.

Oh my goodness

shortandsweet: don’t look at this, Jacob. I cant help it! Its...

Mon, 28 Jan 2013 11:14:07 -0500

shortandsweet:

don’t look at this, Jacob.

I cant help it! Its so awesome! XD I swear, a couple of those guys are always in my nightmares.

j4ce-j4ce: This is true. YES

Thu, 24 Jan 2013 22:06:34 -0500

j4ce-j4ce:

This is true.

YES

XD

Wed, 16 Jan 2013 02:52:52 -0500

blitzfirepete: spellswirl-moonraiser: askbronzevision: ask-cor...

Mon, 14 Jan 2013 21:49:40 -0500

blitzfirepete:

spellswirl-moonraiser:

askbronzevision:

ask-corrupted-ezo:

askreznov:

gavinthebrony:

navypony:

theherooftime333:

astrosloths:

legion-of-the-wretched:

emilydynamitewhatsername:

missavia:

My Chemical Romance - Mama… This is so badass! Your turn, guys and gals :)

Let’s see… Holiday by Green Day. Can it get anymore badass?

Devil’s Choir by Black veil brides…YES.

HIGHWAY TO HELL - ACDC AWW YEA

Scatmans World??

Is this love by bob marley

the wicked end by avenged sevenfold

I want to break free

Viva La Gloria

Trickster Factory :3

Another Girl by DJ Pon3/Vinyl Scratch.

The Final Countdown…….im cool with this

HEAVY METAL COVER OF LAVA REEF ZONE FROM SONIC AND KNUCKLES!!!! \_/n_n\_/

buzzfeed: This is Alexis Wineman, a Miss America contestant...

Fri, 11 Jan 2013 22:33:02 -0500

buzzfeed:

This is Alexis Wineman, a Miss America contestant from Montana. She is also the first Miss America contestant in history to have autism.

HA!

Fri, 11 Jan 2013 16:00:48 -0500

HA!